According to records, today’s FDotD last sold in 2006 for $231K. You can get it for less now. Like, oh say, $92,100 less. Now that’s a discount. Try getting a deal like that on Toyota. “Mr Dealer, in view of the acceleration problems I’ve heard about on those Carmrys, what say you give me $92,100 off the price you sold them in 2006? Ok so maybe that’s not such a good analogy. This home had a stuck accelerator pedal alright, but it came to a safe halt at here at rock bottom. Presumably rock bottom, anyway. Who knows where the real bottom is? Our all-knowing crystal ball was smashed in a jammed accelerator incident back in the bubble days, and the broken shards still glitter brightly in lethal X-Ray radiation left behind from the big bang. We hate it when that happens. So anyway, you can surely buy this home today at a bigger discount than any dicey Toyota, and that may be all that matters. Representing the diminished interests of the bank/seller in this sale is foreclosure listing agent Freddie Martin of Real Estate 1. She writes of it:
“BANK-OWNED 3 bedroom, 2 bath, covered patio, new HVAC’08. Home being sold ”AS IS”. $75.00 doc fee paid by buyer at closing. Buyer to verify square footage. AGENTS:Include w/RPA copy of deposit check, lender pre-approval letter & verification of funds to close.”
She goes on to further inform us that any offer will require proof of funds or financing through any “reputable lender.” And at first that was sort of amusing, until we realized we actually do know of a few disreputable lenders. Darn it. Well anyway, we are provided with only the two photos you see here for marketing, so call us up and we can get you inside for a look around.
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