Wow, a 3/2 on 5 acres for just over $100K? What’s the catch? Ok, so it’s a manufactured home. And it’s in Jones Valley, not exactly Redding, despite the zip code. But hey, its still worth a look. Ok, so it has some issues. FHA will insure it with just a $1200 or so repair escrow. No biggie. Ok, so even better might be a 203(k) repair loan, which this government owned property is eligible to receive. Up to $35K in streamlined repair debt-itude. Might this HUD dream home be your dream? Ok so it’s in Jones Valley, which means you might find yourself Jones-ing for some water, since the wells out that way can be iffy. You’ll save so much money buying the place you won’t need water, you’ll be bathing in champagne. Ok, so the wildland fire hazard severity is pretty high out that way. You can mitigate that hazard with some goats or something. What do you people want for $106,750! Ok, so you have to bid on it and be an owner-occupant to bid until after 08/11/09 at 23:59:59 PST. Just one second later and you could be the owner. Or in escrow on your way to becoming an owner in the Valley of the Jones. Ok, so you won’t hear if you won until later, and if you forgot to cross a t, or dot an i in blue ink on the offer, you’re hosed. But that’s where we come in. We can help you enter the winning bid CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME. We have the experience. Ok, so we had to learn the hard way how to get it done, shouldn’t you benefit from our (harshly won) experience? Yes, yes you should.
It’s a HUD, bud. Want more info, including a complete and exhaustive property condition report? Want to get inside for a peek? Just call! The bid deadline is coming up quick.
Call (530) 244 7603
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